the trunk dwelling man

the trunk dwelling man lives in your trunk. the trunk dwelling man eats the invisible airborne food particles that waft out of grocery bags through inhalation, like a basking shark. the trunk dwelling man has a special set of filters so that he can maintain a strict vegan lifestyle. the trunk dwelling man plays your instruments when you leave them in the car. the trunk dwelling man picks up your things and puts them precisely where you left them. the trunk dwelling man can't over heat. the trunk dwelling man breathes exhaust, but he also breathes regular air. the trunk dwelling man tells your mom when you swear in the car.