the story of josephine the snapping turtle

josephine the snapping turtle buys you size large t shirts because she wants you to be muscular and macho, but she doesn't want to tell you. josephine the snapping turtle finds your size small t shirts and donates them to good will. sometimes josephine the snapping turtle buys you muscle milk. you don't drink it, but she buys more anyway. the muscle milk piles up by the laundry room because it doesn't fit in the fridge anymore. you have a fridge filled with muscle milk from 2005, as well as a hallway filled with muscle milk from 2006-9