to celebrate my weblog popularity i would like to offer a
"really cool item" from my house to whoever owns up to being the seventh hit

!!!no proof is necessary!!!

i will sign the item so that you know it "is authentic merchandise"
will also include a humorous drawing or maybe a 2 bar long song if you send a dollar to my house along with a short message stating which you want (i will give my address to the winner)

if you are not the seventh hit, send me between one and five dollars and i will send you an item whose "coolness" is directly proportional to the amount of money you send (i will give you my address if you ask for it)

add a dollar for the aforementioned extra