realized that my blog posts can be turned into 'quirky/marketable short stories' by simply replacing 'i' and other related pronouns, etc., with an animal of my choice
feel like this could be a new gimmick

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the story of reginald the street savvy wombat

reginald the street savvy wombat woke up today.
reginald the street savvy wombat wombat didn't brush his teeth.
reginald the street savvy wombat forgot to put in his retainer last night, so he didn't have to take it out.
reginald the street savvy wombat's time spent on dental hygiene was kept to a minimum today.
reginald the street savvy wombat procured a single stick of trident brand chewing gum with xylitol, and began chewing the single stick of trident brand chewing gum with xylitol.
reginald the street savvy wombat felt a slight craving for breakfast, then, upon encountering the prospect of 'having to cook' quickly abandoned this craving.
reginald the street savvy wombat checked his email and was unfazed by the conspicuous absence of important messages, as it was only 8:30 AM.
reginald the street savvy wombat wished he had a job.
reginald the street savvy wombat reached into his pocket and took out his wallet.
reginald the street savvy wombat felt a little bit sad and also 'like he needed a job'