DRAFT RETRIEVED 5/19/14 (artifact of the 'relevant' circa what was known in the 'old' parlance as 'summer 2k9' approached with 'detached irony'/with the possible intention of mild ridicule??) 

tao lin in depth 'celeb' 'profile'

tao lin is 'rumored' to not brush his teeth
thought to subside solely on trident brand chewing gum
tropical flavor

tao lin is thought to 'occasionally' 'binge' eat chicken wings
in spite of his vegan lifestyle